Peace. Love. & Shopping.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:28:55 -0400

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:28:31 -0400

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

usingtimewisely: usingtimewisely: My dog turns three in one...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:27:48 -0400

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:27:35 -0400

dad: you're up early

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:25:54 -0400

dad: you're up early
me:
dad: you never went to sleep did you

necesitamos: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:24:19 -0400

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:23:22 -0400

lolthefunniest: Best invention ever

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:22:23 -0400

lolthefunniest:

Best invention ever

alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:21:26 -0400

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

buttodenkirk: have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:20:00 -0400

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

iwillmindfuckyou: when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:13:35 -0400

iwillmindfuckyou:

when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the principal and she chats about us and we all need to tell her our ‘motto for life’ and I remember this one girls quote was ‘science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings’ and there was just a massive gasp while she was just cackling on stage and tbh i think that was the most intense moment of my entire school life

gunrunnerhell: Happy Father’s Day To all the dads, especially...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:12:59 -0400

gunrunnerhell:

Happy Father’s Day

To all the dads, especially the ones who missed out on a lot of things with their kids.

Fight strong, fight hard, come home. - Unknown

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:12:30 -0400

gallifrey-feels: This describes my childhood so well though

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:11:50 -0400

gallifrey-feels:

This describes my childhood so well though

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:11:18 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:11:09 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:08:21 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:07:33 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:04:26 -0400

morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:03:03 -0400

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE